Boyz vs Girls : Must read :

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY

a) Bank Balance


First Week = 20000

Second Week = 2000

Third Week = 200

Fourth Week = 20



b) Conveyance


First Week - Auto ("I can afford it")

Second Week - Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")

Third Week - Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")

Fourth Week - Walk ("Good for health")



c) Girl Friends


First Week - Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")

Second Week - Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")

Third Week - Tina ("I am loyal to her")

Fourth Week - "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"



d) Mobile Maintenance


First Week - Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")

Second Week - Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")

Third Week - Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")

Fourth Week - Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

e) Boozing

First Week - "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!

Second Week - "Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore .."

Third Week - "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"

Fourth Week - "Drinking is injurious to health."

MONTHLY MILESTONES of a Single Girl

a) Bank Balance


First Week = 20000

Second Week = 20000

Third Week = 20000

Fourth Week = 20000



b) Conveyance


First Week - Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Second Week - Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Third Week - Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

Fourth Week - Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")



c) Boy Friends


First Week - Abhinav , saleem, Peter

Second Week - Sachin, sumeet, vinay

Third Week - Abhijeet, Ram, christopher. ..

Fourth Week - Arun , Saket, vimal..



d) Mobile Maintenance


First Week - Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Second Week - Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Third Week - Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

Fourth Week - Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)



e) Boozing


First Week - "Come, let's go to Goa

Second Week - "Come, let's go to Kulu

Third Week - "Come, let's go to Shimla

Fourth Week - "Come, let's go to darjeeling

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