Ek Pathan Ki Murgi Beemar Ho Gai.
To Murghi K Theek Honey Par
Pathan Ne 1 Cow Zibah Kar K Sab Dosto Ki Dawat Ki. :-)
Showing posts with label Pathan Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathan Jokes. Show all posts
Sunday, 28 March 2010
Pathan Ki Beemar Murgi
Ek Pathan Ki Murgi Beemar Ho Gai.
To Murghi K Theek Honey Par
Pathan Ne 1 Cow Zibah Kar K Sab Dosto Ki Dawat Ki. :-)
Pathan Ko Aulad Chahiye
Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha.
1 Din Pathan K Paas Farishta Aaya or Bola.
Khan Tujhe Allah ka Waasta Hai,
Pehle Shadi To Kar Lay.
Pathan Gave Dictation
A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students:
Last Bench Students:
We Are Not Able to Hear You SIR,
Pathan: "Ok! I'll Write On The Board." :-)
Jab Word Banaya Hai
Pathan: Nothing Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Teacher: Kuch Nahin.
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Pathan: Aisa Nahin ho Sakta,
Jab Word Banaya Hai to Kuch To Matlab Hoga He. :-)
Naswar Ka Chemical Formula
Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor Se
Aisa Sawal Pucha K Woh Sun Kar Pagal Hogaya.
Sawaal Tha:
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Sir! Naswar Ka Chemical Formula Kya Hai?
Pathan Cought Cheating
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
Pathan Can't Swim Sala
3 Pathan ko Phansi Hone Lagi:
Pehle ko Phansi Lagai to Rassa Dheela Hone ki Wajah se wo Niche Paani Mai ja Gira,
Dosre ko Phaansi Di to Wo Bhi Paani Mai Ja Gira,
Jab Teesre ki Baari Aayi to Wo Jaldi Se Bola: "Bhai Ye Rassa Thek Karlo Mujhe Tairna Nahin Aata" :-)
Wah! Kya Nishana Hai
Ek Aadmi Telescope se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha:
Ek Pathan Usy Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak 1 Taara Toota:
Pathan Zor Se Chillaya:
Wah! Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai. :-)
Yad-e-Mazi Azab Hai Ya RAB
Teacher: Translate Into English:
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab Hai Ya RAB,
Chheen Le Mjhse Hafiza Mera."
Pathan:
"My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God! Plz Make Me a Mental Case" :-)
Ek Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba
Pathan: Aaj Hume Allah Yaad Aa Gaya.
Major Rohail: Wo Kese?
Pathan: Hamara Dukan Mai Jacket Wala Larka Aaya Aur Bola.
"Allah O Akbar"
Ek Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba.
Mujhe Aankh Kyon Maari?
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.
Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
Chand Pe NASWAR ki Dukaan
Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan
Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan
Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to
Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)
Cigrrete-Noshi Chor Do
Doctor: Tumhari Sehat Bohat Kharab Hai,
Cigrrete-Noshi Chor Do.
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Pathan: Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Kyon k Cigarrete to Chor Donga.
Magar Noshi Meri Biwi Hai.
My Chest Became Breast
Teacher to Pathan: Translate "Khushi Se Mera Seena Phool Gaya."
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Pathan: Due to Happiness My Chest Became Breast. :-)
Ab Naha Lun?
Pathan: Doctor Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhaar Tha
Dr: To Ab Kya Huwa?
Pathan: Yahan Se Guzra to Socha k Puch Lon K
Apne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha,
Ab Naha Lun? :-)
Pakistan ka Jhanda
Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda
Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:
Hawa Main. :-)
Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
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Usay Yaad Aaya
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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Mama
Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi:
Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola,
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"Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Maama" :-)
Underwear Ghar Pe Tha
Ek Pathan Ne Naya Underwear Liya:
Din Bhar Puray Gaaon Ko Dhoti Utha Utha Kar Dikhata Raha.
Sham ko Ghar Loata to Dekha.
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Underwear Ghar Mai Para Tha. :-)
